“I’m glad that life isn’t like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I’d probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.” – Matthew Perry
But if it were a living snow man, would it bleed blood or ice water? Is this where “ice water in their veins” came from?
And if the hat made it come alive, would stabbing work? Would you have to cut off the head like in Highlander? What about knocking the hat off?
These might sound like the ramblings of a frost burnt brain, but at least most of real life follows some form of science and logic pattern. Even if it is unfortunately that there are bad people that will do bad things and try to steal your magic hat. Knowing this, and that Santa isn’t going to come and save you but you need to solve the issue yourself is the difference between a tv special and being special.